Tardigrades: A life of 0 f##ks

Heavy chat on cancer last month so figured id go for a short and sweet post this month on the loveable tardigrades.

Tardigrades (also called moss gangsters) are tiny microscopic animals that live in a range of aquatic and non aquatic environments and are frequently found in samples of moss.

What is interesting about them is that they are nearly indestructible, here is a list of some of the things these little bastards can survive.

  • Temperature – tardigrades can survive being heated in boiling alcohol for a few minutes to 151 °C (304 °F) or being chilled for days at −200 °C (-328 °F) -Deal with that Vim Hoff

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  • Dehydration – They can survive without water for ten years.
  • Radiation – tardigrades could take a full on thermonuclear war no problem – they can with stand 5,000 Gy of radiation (10 is fatal to a human).
  • Toxins – tardigrades can undergo chemobiosis, a cryptobiotic response to high levels of environmental toxins. 

So as you can see scientists have had some fun over the years coming up with elaborate bond villain-esk plots to kill them with limited success.I can just imagine them in the laboratory……..

“What they survived being boiled in vodka? lets try  dropping them in liquid nitrogen!”

After a few years of this game someone said:

” fuck it lets put them in a rocket and launch them into space then throw them outside”

So they did, and after 10 days in open space around 30% of the microscopic bad-assess where still alive.

So what is it about these things that makes them able to survive being boiled,frozen,nuked, poisoned , crushed, starved and thrown out into space?

One of the keys to this hardy creature’s success seems to be the presence of a cellular sugar called trehalose which preserves the membranes that form their bodies., scientists are looking at trehalose as a viable way to preserve human eggs during freezing for later fertilization.

So overall, tardigrades = 0 fucks